[Bill Wolle]

Duct Tape…The Force It Is Like.

Both a Light Side and Dark Side it has.

Binds the Universe Together It Does!

[Tom M]

David G. will note that Red Green considers duct tape as the handyman’s helper and pretty much closest to G-d when it comes to material possessions.

Essential, it is.

[Bill Wolle]

Red Green was great. Have you seen the Mythbusters episodes on duct tape?

[Tom M]

h, I don’t watch an awful lot of TV these days. Emphasis on the “awful”.

[David Gerard]

Red Green worth “taping” he is (rim shot!)

[Tom M]

Funny come back, that was.

[Bill Wolle]

I am cleaning out some old computer files and stumbled across this.

Everything I Need to Know
I Learned in Corporate America

1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.

2. You can’t tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

4. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

5. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

6. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough

7. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

8. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

9. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

10. Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

11. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

12. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

13. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

14. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

15. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

16. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody

17. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

18. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

19. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

20. By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends

21. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious

22. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

23. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

24. This is as bad as it can get, but don’t count on it.

25. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

26. The trouble with life is, you’re halfway through it before you realize it’s a do-it-yourself thing

27. Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.

28. No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck

29. Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing

30. Money can’t buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

[Tom M]

Not having ever been in the corporate world I can’t attest your accuracy. I can, however, vouch for some of those points being universal.

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