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November 12, 2006 at 12:15 am #367Tom MMember…and I swear, if one of our manufacturers ever tries to subject us to this kind of schmalzy butt kissing, I’ll throw their samples out the door on general principle.
Respectfully,
Tom
November 12, 2006 at 12:27 am #9390Andy GravesKeymasterDid you say “Respectfully”
You have got to be kidding me. That is worse than David Hasselhoff.
November 12, 2006 at 12:37 am #9391Tom MMemberI have heard tell of stories about cult-like groups that on occasion assemble in a great hall. They tell tales of great conquest, and heroic attacks on their enemies and prey, for there is not much distance between the two. They eat their opponents after victory.These rituals all serve the same purpose. To celebrate the excellent and horrific victories of the last cycle. Terms such as “Annual Meeting”, and “Corporate Year-end Review” are used as descriptive bywords.
I’ve heard stories….
*shudder*
Tom
November 12, 2006 at 12:41 am #9392Andy GravesKeymasterTom,
I would rather be stabbed and eaten then have to listen to that at a corporate meeting.
November 12, 2006 at 1:05 am #9394Tom MMemberYou watch. Its coming.(using the same U2 melody as that link)
One sheet, one bowl,
One more salesman is out of his hole,
One call, more sorrow,
“The price is too high, and can we have it tomorrow?”okay, I have to work on the positive aspect.
I’ll sleep on it.
Tom
November 12, 2006 at 1:19 am #9396Shane BarkerMemberTom,
I think you should record it and have Andy post it on the forum for all of us to hear. Maybe it could be our theme song. LOL
Shane
November 12, 2006 at 1:41 am #9397Tom MMemberShane,
Bono is a bit high for my range, but someday I may record some of the “Solid Songs” I wrote a few years back. They included “Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to make counters”, Buy an Auto-V (to the tune of “Walk like a man” – Frankie Valley and the Four seasons), and “That Bottom Line” (I walk the line). See, I could actually pull off Johnny Cash, but Frankie Valley?G’night
Tom
November 12, 2006 at 9:01 am #9403Len SmithMemberthat video is disturbing.
November 12, 2006 at 9:26 am #9405Jon OlsonMemberThat would make a great SNL Skit. I bet that guy got beat up a lot at school.
November 12, 2006 at 12:55 pm #9408Steve LefebvreMemberI would rather bite down really hard on a file and have someone yank it from my teeth than to finish listening to that.
November 12, 2006 at 2:37 pm #9429Shane BarkerMemberDamn Steve, just reading that made my teeth hurt.
Shane
November 12, 2006 at 3:00 pm #9432William WilsonMemberShane, I think you missed Steves point. I believe he just returned from Indonesia. You can read about his adventure at:
November 12, 2006 at 3:13 pm #9436Shane BarkerMemberI don’t know if they could file enough to get all the evil out of Steve. LOL
Shane
November 12, 2006 at 8:09 pm #9456KCWOODMemberdave… not gonna ask how you found that site…..
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