[Kevin Cole]

Two cannibals captured and were sharing a clown.

One turned to the other one and said, “Does this taste funny to you?”

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Kevin:

Thanks, I’m always looking for age-appropriate joke material for my nine-year-old neice.

Joe

[David Gerard]

One warm summer day after school was let out for vacation little Mary was playing with her very large kitty “Ernie”. All the kids were riding past on thier scooters , up and down the little hills on her street pretending they were emergency service vehicles. Mary had an idea since she couldn’t get up the hills too well. She found a lenth of line and looped it around the kitty’s …marble bag and the other end to the scooter. She could now ride with all the other children up and down the hills on her street, she led the pack. The neighbor while working in his flower bed observed the kitty pully Mary . He waved her over and suggested that the kitty would pull better if the line was tied around the kitty’s neck and with a stop knot. Mary replied ” that might be so, but then I would loose my siren”

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