[Lenny E]

David G, I posted another joke after the Hind lick thingee, same thread, please have a look!

But here is a new one!

Three bodies turn up at a mortuary all with Huge smiles on their faces.

Cop asks coroner “why are they all smiling?”

Coroner says ,”first guy died of a heart attack shagging his wife, hence his smile…

Second guy won the lottery, spent it on whiskey and died of alcohol poisoning….hence his smile…

Third guy was unusual…Paddy from Belfast struck by lightning”

Cop asks,”why the heck was he smiling?”

Coroner replies,” The Drunken Ass thought he was having his photo taken 🙂

[David Gerard]

ill be passin this on to me pal. he keeps me current in celtic humor.
whiskey should not exit through my nose!

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