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OK, a little levity in these dark times. I know ya’ all heard
this before, but it always cracks me up
and makes me smile.It’s a Test- Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner? Take the test and choose one of the three responses. I came up a total Southerner.
You are walking with the family. Suddenly A violent Islamic terrorist
comes running around the corner with a huge knife screaming something about
jihad, allah akbar and how he is going to kill ya. You have a CHL, and a 1911,
.45. And you are an expert shootist. What is your response?Democrat:
Well that’s not enough information to answer the question.
Have I ever done anything to inspire him to attack me?
Can we run away?
What does the wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this?
What do the EU courts and the UN say about this?
Does the .45 have a safety?
What kind of message am I sending to my kids?
Can I take the 45, throw it and knock the knife out of his
hand?Should I call 911?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day to make
this a happier, healthier street to discourage this type of behavior.What would the lightbringer, the God-King Barry do?
I need to discuss this with friends and mentors and come to
a consensus.Republican’s response:
BANG!
Southerner’s Response.
BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!
Click (sound of reloading).
BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!
Daughter: ‘Nice grouping Daddy. Were those Winchester
silvertips or hollow points?”Son: “Daddy, can I shoot the next one?”
Wife: “Don’t even think about mounting that head on our wall!”
I think I would fall somewhere between “BANG” and the Southerner choice. I can’t afford to waste ammo, but one shot is usually not enough.
By the way, the guy you were cross-posting with before you went to sleep on that other blog mentioned that he was a Texan as well, but displaced to South Korea. I found that interesting.
Oh,
I remember that guy. I was thinking military in his case.The Korean war ended in an armistice. Everybody got tired of fighting and wanted to take a rest. BTW, technically I think that means we are still at a state of war.
Uncle Bobby fought over there. He could tell some mean stories about millions of Chinese troops streaming over the border.
Happy New Year Tom!
Happy new Year, Sensei.
I think you are correct in that we are still at war. Do you think the new son will be better than his dad?
The son failed…but the daughter passed with flying colors. She is a chip off the ole block!
A gun toting kung fu Chick she is!She puts Jackie Chan to shame.She is an expert at shooting!I trained her well. She can do the gun twirl, spin em in both hands.I taught her how to do many things. She is an expert shootist!She can hold a horse stance for hours!That chick be evil. I’m even a little afraid of her!Hah! I misunderstood your post. After re-reading, I think you were talking about” kill em Jong”.
He obliterated the military leaders over there. Word has it he stood one general up for mortar practice. Blew him up he did, to consolidate power.
I think the younger be like the older!
The song remains the same Tom!
Re-read the post. Kill em Jong be the same as his daddy.
He had a general killed, blew his butt up in mortar practice to consolidate power.
The song remains the same Tom!
Intense impending Sarcasm warning!Gotta love his cheap ass haircut though!
“Hunk of the year”. I read that story about the Chinese paper reprinting the Onion satire piece as if it were fact. Is his Aunt and Uncle advisers, or are they already dead?
thought this was funny,
A Husband lays dying, with his wife by his bedside.
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> He says in a weak voice, “There’s something I must confess.”
> “Shhh”. said the wife, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s all right.”
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> “No” the husband replied “I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister,
> your best friend, her best friend and your best friend’s mom!”
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> “I know,” she whispered “That’s why I poisoned you, now close your eyes.Tom, when the Nork’s published that, I had to laugh. I may be a recluse but they are truly the hermit kingdom.
David, great joke!. My wife is kicking it in the US. She has 2 younger twin sisters here in China. Even though twins were always on “the list” that’s something I shy away from because of the poison! Plus I taught my wife how to shoot! She is pretty good at it too!
I bought her a little .22 back in the day and prettied it up with pearl handle grips. Recently she has expressed an interest in taking the CHL class, butshe says I need to come too to translate. BTW she took possession of one of my CZ-82’s (12+1 stack pistol, Com block military gun) and a P-64 (Polish 6 shot semi auto com block pistol).I guess I will have to pretty them up for her when I get back to the states! Geez!Thank God she does not fancy 45’s, AK’s, mausers, Hakims and magnums!Oh BTW , the FBI stats are out on gun purchases for DECEMBER 2012. A record setting month! America just voted on gun control with their wallets.Bite me, Obama!
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