[Mory Ludwick]

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court, when I noticed a teenager sitting across from me.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. I kept staring at him.
I got caught staring everytime the teenager looked towards me. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? I didn’t bat an eye, I responded, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

We both had a good laugh and went our separate ways.

Mory

[Melissa Lane]

LOL ! Why mory, he just doing a little self expression. Now, about that peacock…

[Tom M]

Mory,

There are few times in my life when the perfect reply comes to mind at the perfect time. That was gold, right there.

I usually think of it just after the opportunity has passed.

[Jon Olson]

Remind me to stay out of Nebraska.

[Terry Binkley]

Why Jon, you have no resemblance to a peacock from what I can see…

[Tom M]

And, of course, you’d not likely be the mother.
Also, Mory would probably remember you, out of all the peacocks that he had…

ummm…

never mind.

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