[Steve Lefebvre]

Wifey and are here in Barbados for a vacation. We have come here many times and really know the place. There is a coconut vendor who gets his coconuts free from the hotels. He shows up, climbs the coconut tree, and cuts the coconuts loose and lowers them to the groung for the guest who would like them, or resale to people on the street. The hotel benifits because the almost ripe coconuts are “harvested” before they can knock a tourist on the head, and the coconut man gets free coconuts. We have both had him slice the top off of a coconut with his machettie and hand it to us with a drinking straw.

That ended when we saw him pushing his heavy cart down the street and we were two blocks ahead of him. COCONUTS! he was singing out. Then he put his finger aside his nose and shot a big green “laser” beam of sn*** onto the sidewalk, then continued singing out “COCONUTS”. Wifey looked at me and said,”kinda ruins the appeal of the coconut”

[Tom M]

It just goes to show:
You can pick your nose, you can pick your coconuts, but you can’t pick your coconut pickers nose
Or something like that.

By the way, emergency call for you on line “General”.

Hope you are having a great time.

Tom

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