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A union shop foreman walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a “Romney for President” button and two beers in front of him. He doesn’t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, “Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican.”Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, “Thank you!” in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union official.The union captain once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, “Thank you!”The union thug once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, “Thank you!”The union guy asks the bartender, “What the hell is the matter with that Republican? I’ve ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly idiot does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?”“Nope,” replies the bartender. “He owns the place. 🙂
Good one, Sensei!]
I recently saw a work truck with a bumper sticker that said: “I’m a Republican, because someone has to work”Posted By Tom M on 01 Dec 2012 07:47 AM
Good one, Sensei!]
I recently saw a work truck with a bumper sticker that said: “I’m a Republican, because someone has to work”Hah! Good one Tom!
I see the slide into socialism here…We are the new Greece!Even after Obama decreed it is my patriotic duty to consume and prop up his commie failings, I fail to consume. F him and the horse he rode in on! I cancelled cable.I hate Holly Weird TV. We go to yard and estate sales and do barter (non-taxable) I am drilling a well and dropping off the water bill.Solar panels next!The only thing I buy is dried food, guns and ammo! We have a garden and compost. We raise chickens and pigs! I am off the grid soon!There is a storm coming. Are ya’all ready for them UN helmets?bang, bang, shoot, shoot!
“Say the magic word and a State-sponsored goon appears….and shoots you!”
“I shot an elephant in my pajamas once. How he got in my pajamas can only be known when the proletariat control the means of production!”
Tom,
You are the only one on here that can appreciate this. Have you been following the Monty Python trial where that dweeb is claiming he is the 7th Python and trying to claim royalties on “Spamalot”?
I am the 7th Python. I remember well when those young chaps were getting ready to fly those bi-planes (flying circus and all) into the face of Nazi death.
I was no help at all as Mechanic 1st class. I used the spanners to stir my tea!
But, when drinking heavily , I was the inspiration for Ministry of Silly Walks!
I am the 7th Python I tells ya! I don’t want any money, I just want them to debut my new silly walk. It is called the Obama Choom stroll! And it is way stupid silly!
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