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Ah 3 jokes in a row, its a record for me!.
TANJOOBERRYMUTTSBy the time you read through this you will understand “TANJOOBERRYMUTTS”..and be ready for China.
Now, here goes…The following is a telephonic exchange between you as a hotel guest and room-service in China……Room Service : “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”Guest : “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”Room Service: ” Rye, Roon sirbees…morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???”Guest: “Uh….. Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs.”Room Service: “Ow ulai den?”Guest: “…..What??”Room Service: “Ow ulai den?!?… Pryed, boyud, pochd?”Guest: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.”Room Service: “Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?”Guest: “Crisp will be fine.”Room Service: “Hokay. An sahn toes?”Guest: “What?”Room Service: “An toes. ulai sahn toes?”Guest: “I…. Don’t think so..”RoomService: “No? Udo wan sahn toes???”Guest: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘udo wan sahn toes’ means.”RoomService: “Toes! Toes!…Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?”Guest: “Oh, English muffin! !! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘toast’…Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”RoomService: “We botter?”Guest: “No, just put the botter on the side.”RoomService: “Wad?!?”Guest: “I mean butter… Just put the butter on the side.”RoomService: “Copy?”Guest: “Excuse me?”RoomService: “Copy…tea..meel?”Guest: “Yes. Coffee, please… And that’s everything.”RoomService: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy … Rye ??”Guest: “Whatever you say.”RoomService: “Tanjooberrymutts.”Guest: “You’re welcome”Remember I said “By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ‘TANJOOBERRYMUTTS’ …… and you do, don’t you!
Thats too phunny!!!
My son is leaving for Tokyo in 2 weeks with the Air Force, hope he has as much phun as this!!Congrats on your son Kelsey. I was only in Japan twice and never made it too far away from the Tokyo airport (Narita I think its called). I knew people who were stationed there for years and they liked it a lot. Is he going to be stationed at Kadena AFB in Okinawa?
Andy,
That is actually one of the more coherent conversations I have heard with Room Service and waiters over here. I had a waiter once trying to confirm if I wanted eggs. I had asked for eggs. He flapped his arms like chicken wings and crowed and stuck his hand behind his butt and then held it up with his thumb and fingers making an egg shape. I had to laugh and said Wo Yao (I want) with trepidation not knowing for sure if I was going to get some type of eggs, or a crap sandwich!
Posted By Lenny E on 04 Nov 2013 09:56 PM
Congrats on your son Kelsey. I was only in Japan twice and never made it too far away from the Tokyo airport (Narita I think its called). I knew people who were stationed there for years and they liked it a lot. Is he going to be stationed at Kadena AFB in Okinawa?He’s actually going to be at Yokota Air Base, close to Tokyo. He’s worked very hard for this assignment. He had a scholarship at another school, but decided at the last minute he wanted to join the AF ROTC so he switched to the University Of Louisville. He was one of 6 selected across the country to go to FreeFall school, the only skydive school where you solo your first jump. He earned his jump wings . He was selected to be an an escort for the Congressional Medal of Honor reunion, an exceptional priviledge. He’s always wanted to go to Japan, so when he called with the good news he was selected for this, I had to ask, “does this mean my grandkids might not be over 4ft tall? LOL
Fine looking son Kelsey. The seed don’t fall from the tree as we used to say. Congrats! Your pride is well deserved!
I wish your son much success in his current assignment!
Ill put this here….read on and you’ll see why.
This was sent to me, funny!Subject: Inner Peace
I’m passing this on because it worked for me today.A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start.
Since we all could use more calm in our lives,
I looked around my house to find things I’d started & hadn’t finished.
First, I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, then a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminum scriptins, an a box a choclutz.
Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss . . .
An telum u luvum
Hic upp!
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