[Mory Ludwick]

Need advice on crucial decision.

I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Mory

[Reuben Hoff III]

I would take it to the dealer and make your wife pay the bill.

[Larry Strader]

I’d immediately buy a BMW K1200LT. As with most if not all German engineered products, they never leak and they never suck !

[Wags]

I think you need to seek professional help Mory, this is not a subject you should tackle alone. I would suggest sitting down with a trained professional and get the help that is needed. After all these years, all the love that you have poured into this relationship you don’t want to do something stupid now. You need to be tender and thoughtful, not just go off the handle. What you do next may well affect the rest of your life. There are many signs to look for when things start to go wrong… oil is only one of them.. by all means seek a certified Harley Tech.. nothing but the best will do at this point, dont want to risk loosing her now.

I heard President Bush got off Airforce one carrying a Razor back pig. The marine Saluted and looked at him with puzzelment. Bush said I got this for Hillary, The Marine replied, Good Trade Sir.

[Joe Corlett]

Mory:

It’s been killing me holding this back, but I just can’t anymore. The phone calls, the hang-ups and your wife “going out with the girls”.

Despite your insomnia, you’ve never broached the subject with your wife. I have to confess.

I loosened your valve covers.

Sorry,

Joe

[Shane Barker]

Mory,

This should not be taken lightly, I have had suspensions about my wife as well and I can say from experience that focusing on your priorities is the most important thing you need to do right now. You must take care of the one that touches your heart like no person or material thing can even come close to doing. You don’t need a marriage counselor or any family therapy, you my friend can fix this thing yourself. But just remember if things don’t change for the better soon or, I hate to say it, if things get worse please Mory please do the right thing and get your baby the help she needs. It may only be a little oil now but it can get much worse. Good luck and just know that we are all here for you.

Shane

[Administrator]

I can’t believe we are discussing this. First if you would stop paying so much attention on your wife you would have noticed the problem months ago. REFOCUS.

[Chris Yaughn]

If it’s only a little it’ll be fine. After all, it is a Harley.

Chris

[Tom M]

Wags wins hands down. There was some great competition, but he was first.

Good one, Mory.

[Shane Barker]

I agree, Love the part about Hilary. Thanks for the entertaining thread Mory.

Shane

[Tom M]

I think it was supposed to be Bill, not W. This way had an interesting campaign twist, though.

Would have worked using Obama as well.

Tom

[Russ Cereola]

You guys hear about obama being caught telling a story about his parents meeting and falling in love because of the of the civil rights thing in selma. Turns out he was born four or five years before that date.

[Tom M]

Al,

Put it out in the back. There’s a pile of ’em. Bubba’s church burnings, Hilary(!)’s birthrite, Bidens speech on the Senate floor…

It’s next to Al Gore’s electric bill and Bill Bennets gambling chits. Don’t accidently grab Rush’s pills, they’re nasty over there.

[Joe Corlett]

Tom M wrote

It’s next to Al Gore’s electric bill and Bill Bennets gambling chits.

Tom:

Which part of hypocracy don’t you understand?

Joe

[Tom M]

I would have said Irony, but hypocracy works as well.

Throw in a helping of Syrian and Cuban inclusion on the UN Human Rights comittee, and I think she’s done.

Tom

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