[Tom M]

From the article:
“As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder.”… You’re not going to believe what they’re talking about.

When I was twenty-six, it should have played “Flight of the Bumblebees”. At thirty-six, it might have been the 1812 overture, at fourty-six, I’m thinking a nice Paul Anka tune. At fifty-six? With my luck it will be the Minute Waltz.

Tom

[Joe Corlett]

Tom:

I feel your pain.

Having turned 51 this November, I have to pick “Steady As She Goes”

by the Racontaurs.

Joe

[Tom M]

Ha!
Good one, Joe.
Gone are the days of “Sixty-minute man”. “Slow Ride” from Foghat would still make me proud.

Can we get away with this on this forum?

Tom

[Chris Yaughn]

Uhmm, no.

Please Stop,

we are not all old

Wait, wrong smiley, this is what I was lookin for

Chris

[Joe Corlett]

Chris:

Actually, I think your first smiley is most appropriate for this thread.

Joe

[Tom M]

I agree with Joe.
Just beware the dark side. No good will come from the dark side and it smells bad.

Tom

[Andy Graves]

Tom M wrote

I agree with Joe.
Just beware the dark side. No good will come from the dark side and it smells bad.

Tom

I went to the “dark side” once and got accused of drinking the Kool-Aid. Although it was past its prime, it didn’t smell bad even though it mad me sick.

[KCWOOD]

Good for us you only sipped the Kool-Aid!!

What’s those lyrics now, I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once, as I ever was!!

GiddyUp!!!

[Tom M]

I just noticed that the link never made it.
These are the musical items that I was refering to.

Andy,
I went to the “dark side” once and got accused of drinking the Kool-Aid. Although it was past its prime, it didn’t smell bad even though it mad me sick.

Now that is a thread I would like to read.

Tom

[KCWOOD]

Tom, we had to let Andy stray a little to the dark side. You know these 20 year old looking guys have to see for themselves. Not to worry, Yoda… uh I mean Mory, along with the rest of us, was keeping a close eye on him. Andy gained strenght and knowledge from the dark side. When he started up this forum, he got a message “may the force be with you” That is how he found “V” for (Vader).. you know what I mean….

Mory, not saying you look like Yoda, but you know what I mean lol

[Tom M]

KC,
Tell me in Fla. I’m going to forget to ask, but tell me.

So, from what you’re saying about Mory, we’ll have to start talking in Yoda speak?

Us:
Mory, should I try that new advertising idea you mentioned?

Mory:
Do, or do not. There is no try. A fabricator, you are. A product, you make. Sell to the public, you must.

[KCWOOD]

Yoda Speak? as in…”Andrew, you will encounter the dark side and it will tempt you with the power you seek.. umm, you know young andrew … ummm your teachings will speak to you in all languages, take the voice from the force in your heart and you will know when “V” from the dark side is approaching your temptations. Young Andrew, know his strenght and quest for power will be his weakness…. ummm, and the force will guide you and all that follows you pass this encounter with the darkest of encounters….

Gee…. what a difference Kool-Aid makes

[Tom M]

KC,
That’s good, I actually got the “…ummm” bit.

[KCWOOD]

Tom, I bet ‘young Andrew” is at some Xmas party drinking cheap California wine and pigging out on Chex Mix. I wish I was a fly on the wall when he reads that last post/……. He will know the KoolAid has a long term effect… : -)

[Joe Corlett]

Tom:

Laugh you make me with Mory/Yodaspeak. Resemble each other, they do.

I showed your link to my wife. With a visible shudder, she said “EEWWWW, that gives me the eebie jeebies just thinking about it!”

But then, she says that anyway,

Joe

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