[Antonio Fumagalli]

I’ve been holding back on you guys and girls. It pains me to admit this.

I, am the father of Anna Nicole’s baby. If I’m missing from this forum for a while, it’s because I’m tracking down Howard K. Stern & Zsa Zsa’s husband to kick there lyin a**es.

I’ll be back…

[Andy Graves]

WOW…need I say more?

[Mory Ludwick]

Dave

I am glad you finally admit to something. I don’t know how your wife is going to take it, but I have gone ahead and notified the Enquirer and some of the paparazzi. I am sure I should be able to get a little cash out of that lead. Your pain, my gain. Now that is one lead service that pays. (private joke). Thanks,

Mory

[1861gnmoke]

But Mory, when the paparazzi show up on my doorstep, I’ll be wearing a FabNet T-shirt, holding a FabNet mousepad and signing autographs with a biright orange FabNet pencil. Even bad publicity is good publicity.

[Mory Ludwick]

Dave,

How hard would it be for a fabricator to lose one of those Fab-Net pencils or misplace it?

Mory

[Bradley Kennison]

Not a chance Mory. We did a test on Friday. We superglued 6 FabNet pencils on the front and back of FEDSAWCHUCK, and had him stand in the middle of traffic on Park Blvd. (very busy road). Cars were blinded by the pencils and FEDSAWCHUCK came back in 1 piece!

[drakoo]

Well, Dave, we are waiting to see if you also admit to being the astronaut pilot that has that diaper lady astronaught so distraught. No saying you are, but just making sure there isn’t another shoe about to drop. She was headed you way, wasn’t she?

[Greg Criminger]

Hey, would that make her a distraut “naut”?

[Christian Berard]

That’s good Al. Yes, the naut was headed my way but I was not the pilot she desired. I tend to not like my women in diapers and carrying duct tape.

[Gordon Doull]

FEDSAWDAVE wrote

That’s good Al. Yes, the naut was headed my way but I was not the pilot she desired. I tend to not like my women in diapers and carrying duct tape.

O.K., Dave. Have it you own, unrestrained way.

But you don’t know what you’re missing.

[Randall Genteman]

Uh Oh…I think Gordon will be displaying his new Solid Surface handcuffs at the show this year.

[Tom M]

But you don’t know what you’re missing.

That’s funny on like three or four different levels.

Tom

[Gordon Doull]

Thank you Gentlemen, for being willing to go the full distance with me on this (esp. you, Tom).

All I’m sayin’ is that the diapers keep it clean and the duct tape keeps it quiet…………

[Steve Pollock]

So, new logo must now read “Federals saw, tool and duct tape”

[Dalin Winters]

Actually Al, we sell a heck of a lot of duct tape. Thanks for askin.

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