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Joe Corlett wrote
Val:
As you may or may not know, I’ve been sick with a cold for the last few days. I finally felt well enough to leave the house so I ran a few errands but forgot my cell phone. I went to the grocery store, bought a few things and came home.
My wife calls me on the house land line and is not too happy because she just went through the grocery check-out herself after work.
I think she should be happy I’m finally feeling well enough to leave the house, but she’s more concerned about a few duplicated grocery store items.
My feelings are hurt. Should they be? Am I being unreasonable?
Sincerely,
Joe
Joe,
Maybe I’m wrong, but you don’t strike me as a guy who would give a rat’s ….. about whether or not you bought duplicate groceries at the grocery store. Your feelings are hurt? Come on now!
Val
I got one of those emails the other day where it listed the top ten rules men live by. They all were numbered one.
The “one” I liked the best was “If there are too ways to take what we say, and one way makes you mad, we meant the other one”.
The Mrs. gets dragge down in the gutter with me every so often. I have her liking “The Young Ones”, but I’m still working on South Park.
Tom, if you want her to start liking South Park, all you have to do is look her in the eye and yell:
RESPECT MY ATHOR-A-TIE !
Works everytime…ahhh, except at my house.
Dave, Dave, Dave,
You meant to say that she looks at you and yells that right?
And then of course you stand there and say yes darling with a sort of “deer in headlights” look about you 
. Am I right? Val
Oh, and Tom,
Keep working on the South Park thing. South Park is some of the greatest humor of our time.
Have you seen the movie Team America? Same type of sick, twisted stuff. You’ll love it.
Val
No Val….. We all know that only happens at your house!!! That is why he drives a mini van… right… LOL
Kelsey, evidently it happens in my house too. Simply because of the fact that I was talked into putting Staron Pebble Ebony tops shined to a high gloss in my kitchen, or should I say her kitchen. Repolished twice in the last 8 months, grrrrrrr
Val, “deer in the headlights?” More like Dear, in the headlights ! LOL
And I must ask like others have, why do you insist on keepin Andy in that grocery getter errrrrrrrrrrr I mean mini-van?
I know you girls just don’t understand this but us boys need a little power under the hood. Turbo charged Hemi etc…Ya just can’t burn rubber in a V-6 kid crawler.
FEDSAWDAVE wrote
I know you girls just don’t understand this but us boys need a little power under the hood. Turbo charged Hemi etc…Ya just can’t burn rubber in a V-6 kid crawler.
Dave:
Those of us who have “power under the hood” don’t need to burn rubber to show it.
Joe
Folks,
It happens at EVERY MARRIED MAN’S HOUSE. At least to a degree. Evidently, more so if you have children (at least as far as I am concerned). Further, any man who tells you otherwise is lying his a$$ off…….. On the other hand, we were warned at the alter (see “for worse” section under “in sickness”). The warning was just in really small leagl print. That’s why getting married is just like driving a truck and carrying a gun, It requires training (engagement) and a license!!
FEDSAWDAVE wrote
Val, “deer in the headlights?” More like Dear, in the headlights ! LOL
And I must ask like others have, why do you insist on keepin Andy in that grocery getter errrrrrrrrrrr I mean mini-van?
I know you girls just don’t understand this but us boys need a little power under the hood. Turbo charged Hemi etc…Ya just can’t burn rubber in a V-6 kid crawler.
Dave,
I bought the mini van for ME!!! Andy keeps cryin’ like a girl about the mini van and that he wants a “Mini Cooper.” I keep telling him to go and buy one. But, the thing that Andy does not tell you is that he IS TOO CHEAP to go and buy one!!
I am not the one holding him back, it’s his love affair with money that is the problem here!
Val
Val….. , if he buys himself a mini cooper, please don’t let him drive it to Ky. He just might be the only male that anyone has ever seen in these parts, to drive one.
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